...There was fanfiction, and the one with the power to rule it all: The Dark Lady Anne. And with this power that she held in her hand, she could control all that dared to breathe upon the face of her mighty works, which had such a spell on them as to draw in everything that lived.

Thus were we all subject to her awesome power. And thus did she reign in her merciless stead, with but one ring upon her finger...this one ring of character death...this one ring of plot destruction...this one ring of followers' submission...this One Ring of the powers of Fanfiction...

One ring to rule them all

One ring to find them

One ring to bring them all

And in the darkness bind them

Yes, in the land of Fanfiction, where the plot bunnies roam; the Dark Lady Anne will seize the land and bring them captive to her home...